This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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