Christians are straight up FREAKS
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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