nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Watching her eat just hurts me
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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