Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Sorry my hands just texted you
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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