what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
