her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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