Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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