But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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