You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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