Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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