didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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