That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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