is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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