did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I deserve to be covered in dicks
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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