Me too!
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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