I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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