So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Banned from zoo.
Again?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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