Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
it glows. i had to have it.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
