Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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