i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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