did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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