love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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