But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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