Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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