the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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