new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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