Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
this just has baby written all over it
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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