Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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