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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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