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I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?

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No. I am devastated

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(916): View more from California

I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex

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(703): View more from Virginia

You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.

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All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.

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(734): View more from Michigan

It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...

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(708): View more from Illinois

Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.

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