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if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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