fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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