S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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