I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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