Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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