would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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