is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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