I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
