So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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