wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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