moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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