Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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