I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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