I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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