Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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