after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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