Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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