so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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