so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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