i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i would one night stand the shit outta him
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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