Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
She's not a foreskin expert like you
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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