im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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