Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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