dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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