I've blown a few things in my day
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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