hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Girls should come with a carfax report
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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