But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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