My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I need to calm my uterus...
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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