I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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